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Feb. 18th, 2006 | 10:53 pm
posted by: _soiled_soul in thearistocrats

My aristocrats
A midde aged man walks into a talent agency. He has a look of pride on his face. Very sophisticated. The talent agent looks at him with approval, but still waiting to see what he has in store.The man bows his head, Introduces his wife. His wife walks on stage, wearing nothing but a strategically placed tampon. Her flow is very heavy today, as her legs are dripping with clots of blood. The man gets down on his knees and licks his wife's bloody vagina. Out from behind the curtain comes a young girl. She looks to be about 7 or 8. She smiles at the talent agent.At this point, the agent crassly slides his hand in his pants, under the desk in front of him.The little girl takes off her "Hello Kitty" shirt exposing her Pre pube breasts, and unbuttons her jeans. The man gargles on the menstrual blood of his wife, swallows it and says "this is my little girl, Trish, today is her seventh Birthday". He stammers off stage.
Trish goes to her mother, cleans off the blood that her father hadnt already licked off, at this point, The man comes back, with a tire iron in his hand, fire in his eyes. He grabs his naked daughter, sticks the tire iron inside her. His wife comes up to him, gets down on her back, underneath him. He squats down, while fucking his daughter with a tire iron, He lets loose the worst case of diahreah, all over his wifes face. His daughter is now crying, and bleeding from her vagina, She was not prepared for this part of the sketch. The man takes out his cock, puts the tire iron to the side and starts fucking his daughter in her ass. Her shit covered mother moves in front of Trish, spits some of the shit in her face. She then slaps and punches her daughter in the face, repeatedly, until Trish's face is completely disfigured. The man takes his cock out, and his wife gets out from under Trish. He goes over to the other end of the stage, procedes to lick out the remaining menstrual blood from his wifes vagina. He then sticks his fist inside her. He takes out his fist, but inside his clenched fist is a fetus. He sticks the fetus inside his mouth. The wife stands up, with a blazing look on her eyes. He swallows. She smacks him. He smacks her, then punches her. She falls down. He stands up on her, but he slips on the shitty bloody vomt mess, falls and cracks his head open.She gets the tire iron, and grinds into her husband. opening his stomach, she stirs through his innards and eventually finds her unborn child. The talent agent is clearly aroused, as he lets out a moan, as if he had just climaxed. This distracts the woman. It also awakens Trish, who is still alive. Trish crawls over to her mom, crying. The talent agent now realizes that he is in public and sits up in his seat, wipes his mess off his fingers, clears his throat. Looking at the mess on stage, and at Trish and her mother, and the fetus, the agent is in awe. He manages to speak out asking what the name of this act is. The fetus opens his mouth and says "The Aristocrats"

Comments {4}

Rev. Syung Myung Me

From: revme
Date: Feb. 19th, 2006 01:25 pm (UTC)

Hah, that is absolutely digusting. Good job!

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Brandon Sweet

From: _soiled_soul
Date: Feb. 20th, 2006 01:53 am (UTC)

thank you, thank you.

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From: mr_billy
Date: Feb. 19th, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC)

Absolutely disturbing. tee hee

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From: a_xolotl
Date: Aug. 16th, 2006 08:53 am (UTC)

LOL perfect ending!

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